Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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