in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my shit smells like andre
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I want a musical about memes.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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