Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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