She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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