did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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