Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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