one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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