either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
