yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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