We're facebook friends in real life
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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