It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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