I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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