Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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