Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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