their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
