We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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