Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Someone signed my nipple.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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