My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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