I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
bring money and cleavage
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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