How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
