Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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