He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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