this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
