We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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