Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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