How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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