my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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