So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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