We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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