dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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