yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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