ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I accidentally burped into my bong.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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