i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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