I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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