try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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