you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Randomize
