I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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