hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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