I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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