We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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