I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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