peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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