yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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