VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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