You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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