As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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