found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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