i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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