People with herpes should wear stickers.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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