would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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