epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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