"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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