i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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