Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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