i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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