Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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