OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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