Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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